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swing out at dunkin donuts FLATBUSH BROOKLYN kings highway

August 19th, 2012 · No Comments

Standing on line this morning in flatbush brooklyn in the kosher dunkin donuts.
I’m gonna get my medium coffeea little dark with a jelly and a creme donut. Its my usual place.
I get to the counter and give me order. I speak fluent english, i was born in Brooklyn and i dont have an accent of any kind,well maybe a little brooklyn jewish accent.

One dark medium, and a jelly donut and a creme.
the Guyana young guy says ”what”
I repeated one dark medium one jelly and a creme..he looks at me from the corner of his eyes..
He then takes a pen and asks again..
what kind of a coffee? holding the pen to the cup as if to write it down.
I asked..are you new?
I never saw you here…you cant remember one dark and a jelly donut and a creme?
he said..I cant understand you, speak clearer?
I said in a loud upset voice….
”what did you say?”
THE GUYANESE GUY SAID” i dont understand you, speak clearer, THEN he says
“I dont know what a creme is”,

I said” do you know what a jelly is? yes? then give me the second donut on special and make it a creme,”
he says AGAIN ‘I dont know what a creme is, I have creme DONUTS, how do I know what you mean…

I looked around me,,maybe this is a television joke,,its like a candid camera or something…
no cameras, this idiot is for real.
I answered very loud…
”YOU ARE THE FORIENGER, YOU DONT SPEAK CLEAR YOU DONT HEAR CLEAR,YOU HAVE THE ACCENT,,
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME YOU SHOULDNT WORK HERE WITH YOUR ATTITUDE.
HE SAID again…YOU DONT SPEAK CLEAR…I SAID ”you speak guyanese you dont understand clear..
I said out loud, YOU THERE, YOURE THE MANAGER you see me every day,why are you letting this continue I DONT WANT HIM SERVING ME,,give me a COFFEE YOU HEARD ME ORDER.

NOW STANDING NEXT TO ME ONLINE A GUY SAYS ,,,
YOU DONT LIKE ACCENTS?
(by the way I am wearing my kipa)
I looked at him…I am thinking..who is this guy…I said to him
what is this business to you?
He said again to me,,”you dont like accents?
I said ..’THIS IS AMERICA” everyone has an accent,,who are you?
HE REPLIES ”I AM A PALISITNIAN”
The manager gives me my bag of coffee, I look inside..no creme donut
I say wheres the creme? you put in the jelly but not the creme,
Again the guy next to me said”whats the matter you dont like accents?
I told him ‘I gave you my answer this is America, Everyone has an accent..’

He said you dont like accent again in affirmative.”I am palistinian”…
I said “listen buddy,,where the hell
is palsitine anyway..you are on JEWISH LAND..

he steps foward, I step foward ready.

Remember this is inside a dunkin donut.

“I told him loud loud loud…
“you dont like it? you take the guyana guy and you go to egypt..
ya know,,I dont like YOUR accent..”
Now he motions like a step foward and I put my hands,as I was trained to do
slightly in front of me I said..loud LOUD and louder
“I am a Jew and I dont like you and YOU’RE on MY land here in American and in ISRAEL
JEWS ARE NOT AFRAID OF YOU, WE ALWAYS BEAT YOU … YOU’RE GONNA GET BEAT AGAIN…

AT THIS POINT my brother was screaming at me and got in between…
I pushed my brother into the arab..He said
The arab said ‘you touched me’
I said yes you threatened me,,call the cops call the fbi and I will call immigration.
He said he will” break my ass”..

I replied, and we are still in dunkin donuts ..
“dont talk about it punk…go for it…”
My brother is telling me ..out loud…you just got out of the hospital….
I said yes and I wanna put him in my old bed…
the guy goes outside..
I am yelling ..JEWS DONT LIE DOWN FOR YOU ARABS ANYMORE..
GUSH KATIF WILL BE BACK TO US VERY SOON YOU DIRTY ARAB..”

He yelled he is calling the police… I yelled and I am calling your mama..
I AM A JEW, I AM A JEW , JEWS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU, YOU HAMOR’

My brother went outside to talk to him…I sit down to have my coffee, He came back telling me that the arab said I should be careful, that I dont know who I am picking on..he could be dangerous…
I TOLD MY BROTHER..’DID YOU TELL HIM THAT I AM DANGEROUS?

WHATS THE END OF THE STORY? a stranger thing happened right then..

a chinese man and wife gets up from their table telling me..’I LIKE YOU’

The moral of this story.. when you order creme immediatly after ordering another donut,
dont forget to say creme ‘DONUT’ otherwise if you get a guyanese they will not understand you.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY THIS SUNDAY MORNING….

Oh wait, I forgot to tell ya
an israeli man was sitting next to me..he asked me”are you a Kohaine ?”
I said yes knowing exactly what he meant’
The israel man said .’ it figures, all kohaineem are hot headed..
TRUE TRUE ABSOLUTLY TRUE STORY, I did not add any spice to the story.

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FROM READER:  Kelly //
You’re a nut.

( kelly by the way, I will answer your ignorant other  xtian statement to me in a few days )

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