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lets take a break from RELIGION AND POLITICS

June 27th, 2014 · No Comments

Lets address another serious issue. The federal aviation authority is considering  a law to restrict the heights of buildings near airports .

ALSO I think its important to train all those birds to fly lower and teach the birds that jet engines are dangerous place to fly and not to fly so close so they dont get sucked into the engine causing death to the birds and possible troubles for  the plane.

Where are the animal rights people?

Or we can pick up and  move the airports to areas where there are NO BIRDS.
Or make it a ‘NO BIRD ZONE’

After all we do have a special area for ‘deer crossings’
Those deer KNOW they can only cross at the designated areas where signs are posted or they will get fined.

We also have a ‘falling rock zone’ We were able to train the rocks to fall only where those signs are posted…therefore I believe a few billion dollars can be spent to train all the birds to fly clear of any jets.

I am pretty sure USA pres obama would agree

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