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KOSHER WIGS ON SALE. the greatness of judaism

May 30th, 2009 · No Comments

I was reading  local community magazine and came across a few interesting advertisements. A vegetable store has a special on potatoes  potatos, juice oranges 6 for a $1.00. There was a skin doctor advertising the latest SKIN PEEL technique and there was one ad that got my attention.

 I SHOOK TO MY CORE WHEN I SAW IT, THIS WAS PROOF POSITIVE  HOW GREAT JUDAISM REALLY IS. The ad read WIG HAIR CUTS $85.00 and shampoo and style $35.00. This is the proof so many of us was looking for.

Wigs sell for Thousands of dollars. They cut the hair and weave the long hair strands into a base ,then sell the wig to religious woman to cover their head. So you figure thats it ! NO ! thats not it.  

The hair, when sold to Jewish woman suddenly come back to a holy jewish life and start to grow. Jewish entrepenuership realized  that  and immediatly took advantage  by selling WIG CUTS.

 THIS MUST BE ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY MADONNA TOOK KABBALLAH. AMAZING THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOUR JEWISH. WIGS GROWING AND  NEEDING HAIR CUTS. WOW!

MANY RABBIS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THE WIGS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN THE WOMANS NATUAL HAIR. The rabbis are asking  the woman to wear hats or scarfs to cover their hair which is considered alluring and suggestive to men according to our Torah teachings. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  Susan Boyle (Jeff J. Mitchell/Getty Images)

IS THIS WIG IS ACCEPTABLE BY THE SATMAR COMMUNITY ?    

   AND ONE MORE THING.THIS IS JUST A REMINDER TO NEVER EVER REMOVE THOSE TAGS HANGING OFF YOUR PILLOWS AND  OTHER THINGS THAT SAY ‘DO NOT RERMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS HIRED A PILLOW TAG REMOVER CZAR TO MONITOR SUCH ACTIVITIES.

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