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Interesting to read. BUT THIS IS NOT JUDAISM, except for the admirable action by Theo Epstein

March 26th, 2009 · No Comments

Don’t forget Obama Chief of staff  Rahm Emanuel !! He’s crakin the matzo too!   
Everybody seems to be celebrating Passover this year of 5769. Will it help
us? Certainly has merit if true. Seems everyone is getting into the Act.
 
THE RED SOX HOME OPENER, THIS YEAR, WILL BE POSTPONED FOR PASSOVER.
 
RED SOX GENERAL MANAGER – THEO EPSTEIN ANNOUNCED THAT THE BOSTON RED SOX
HOME OPENER WILL BE POSTPONED TO APRIL 14TH… TO AVOID THE 8 DAYS OF THE
PASSOVER HOLIDAY … HE NOTED, BECAUSE 3 OF HIS STARTERS WERE JEWISH AS WERE HIS BOX SEAT
HOLDERS, HE WAS FORCED TO MAKE THIS CHANGE IN SCHEDULING.
 
THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL COMPLAINTS FROM FANS, WHO ARE ENRAGED AT EPSTEIN’S
DECISION…IN FACT, PROTESTS ARE BEING TENDERED TO THE COMMISSIONER OF
BASEBALL’S OFFICE. HOWEVER, BUD SELIG – COMMISSIONER OF BASEBALL WILL NOT BE ABLE
TO ADDRESS THESE PROTESTS; MAINLY DUE TO A SCHEDULING PROBLEM. THIS HAS BEEN
CAUSED BY THE FAMILY SEDERS HE AND MRS. SELIG WILL BE ATTENDING.
 
ALSO, UNABLE TO ATTEND THE OPENER:
AL GORE AND TIPPER, HIS WIFE, WILL BE UNAVAILABLE AS THEY WILL ATTEND SEDER
AT THEIR SON IN LAW’S HOME.
 
BILL AND HILARY CLINTON WILL BE ATTENDING THE SEDER AT THE HOME OF THEIR
DAUGHTER CHELSEA ‘S ‘STEADY.’
 
IN ADDITION, EX MAYOR OF NYC, RUDY GUILIANI… WHOSE WIFE WILL BE BUSY
PREPARING THEIR SEDER.
 
AND FINALLY THE OBAMAS WILL BE OUT OF TOWN ENJOYING A SEDER AT MICHELE’S
COUSIN’S HOUSE, THE RABBI CAPERS FUNNYE.
Capers C. Funnye Jr. (pronounced fun-AY; born c. 1952) is a Jewish
African-American who is the head rabbi of his mostly African-American 200
membership.

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