SHOULD I ASK THE TOURIST AGENCY THAT: I want to go to the west bank or to JUDEA AND SAMEREA SHOULD I ASK THE TAXI DRIVER THAT I WANT TO GO TO: east jerusalem OR to the CITY OF PEACE JERUSALEM SHOULD I WALK ANYWHERE IN THE LAND THAT MOSES PRAYED TO SEE AND GD [...]
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I AM CONFUSED IF I GO TO ISRAEL…
April 28th, 2010 · No Comments
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In 1427, a decree was issued ordering all Jews expelled from Berne, Switzerland
April 27th, 2010 · No Comments
In 1427, a decree was issued ordering all Jews expelled from Berne, Switzerland. Jews have wandered and settled in over 100 lands on five continents. Throughout the Middle Ages, Jews were subject to frequent expulsions. And amazingly, 90 percent of Jewish families were uprooted in the 20th century — with mass immigration to America [...]
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BREAKING NEWS: Israelis Train Snakes to Attack Arabs
March 28th, 2010 · No Comments
Israelis trained snakes to attack arabs is the latest breakthrough technology Israels trained ‘super rats’ last year to attack arabs. Israelis trained swine (pigs) to attack arabs All this I will accept for the argument. What is most interesting is how the Israelis trained the snakes,pigs and rats to differentiate between Jews and arabs. Could [...]
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ONE OF THE MOST RECENTLY DISCOVERED LOST TRIBES
March 8th, 2010 · No Comments
Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe Members of Lemba tribe – who wear yarmulkes, eat kosher, and practice circumcision – have Jewish DNA It is easy to distinguish between the Lemba and their Zimbabwean neighbors – the wear yarmulkes, pray in a language rich in Yemeni and Hebrew roots, and draw stars of David on their [...]
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SEATTLE WASHINGTON. Woman on a rampage wanting to write their own TORAH. They admit it has never been done in our JEWISH history.
February 5th, 2010 · 1 Comment
The link to the original story AND MY ANSWER TO THOSE…woman? “We always borrowed and every once in a while it would be problematic because communication would get crossed and something wouldn’t be available. We thought about getting our own Torah so we looked into used Torahs. Our Judaic director at the time said: ‘Why [...]
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AL GORE: NEW PUBLICATION SOON TO BE RELEASED. ”GLOBAL COOLING”GORE
January 4th, 2010 · No Comments
AL GORE ”Global Warming ” UPDATE: JAN 11,2010 Copenhagen, the site of the global warming conference has reached the COLDEST TEMPERATURES IN 100 YEARS CHINA, COLDEST IN 100 YEARS AMERICA, COLDEST IN A BILLION YEARS MY EXWIFE,THE COLDEST IN A ZILLION YEARS THERE IS A SPOT IN CANADA AND ALSAKA THAT IS WARM WHICH AL GORE ATTRIBUTES [...]
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I am repenting, I really am. I am nice to everyone this month…wait until next month…yo jeremy/ tovia you have about 4, NOW 2 DAYS, now its, 1 day…LOL,days to make teshuvah before the big day..Can you imagine rabbis said I was to nice to you…I know, I know you can make teshuvah anytime.what a mitzvah I get if you guys make teshuvah..wow,I go straight to Gan Eden’..and we learned, didnt we, that hesitation cost points in the heavenly courts,lets see the score, you gained 5 xtians and lost 10 jews, not to good guys…NEXT! LETS SEE,,, who else? OH YEAH, Obama.. America never had such a revolt as sundays protesting you and your ‘DEMANDS’. OK NEXT UP,,,Netanyahu…so you went to mitzrayeem and the little pharoah told you to stop judaizing Jerusalem, even if its a game you play,all games come to an end with only one victorious. If you dont learn to say ‘lo’ no!, then you lose the game.Playing until one loses his breath is a dangerous game to play. Also say NO! to the big pharoah PRES OBAMA. Every year at this time I am about to burst my bubble, do you know how difficult it is to me so nice for such a long period of time.
September 13th, 2009 · No Comments
YO! JEREMY GOOGLE YOUR RABBI,PUBLIC RECORD YOUR RABBI SHLOMO RISKIN WENT TO A BET DIN IN A $300,000 DISPUTE AND LOST THE CASE IN A BET DIN. then he appealed,,AND LOST and he appealed for a secoond time AND LOST and now a secular court is trying to enforce the Bet Din ruling. DID HE [...]
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Aside from my intensity of the jermey gimpel tovia singer situation, the world goes on with other serious matters such as
September 10th, 2009 · No Comments
American Idol will not be on my watch list this season. I am returning my DVR recorder that I used in the event that I couldnt watch any particular night. I am constantly being let down . I love that new judge Kara DioGuardi . LOVE HER LOOKS. Heres the shocker, this new season they added the [...]
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TO YNET YEDIOTH WHO CENSORED MY ANSWER TO A FEW TALKBACKS
July 18th, 2009 · No Comments
THE ARTICLE: Amar’s conversion revolution underway Chief Rabbi Amar overturns rabbinical court’s decision to annul a man’s conversion, and declares him to be Jewish on the eve of his wedding READ IN FULL MY FIRST TALKBACK: TODAY WE ARE NOT IN A RIGHTOUS GENERATION *ASSIMILATION RAMPANT *A GDLESS ISRAEL *GDLESS ISRAELI LEADERS *DIVISIONS IN OUR [...]
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SOMETIMES, DONT YOU WANNA DO THIS TO SOMEONE ?
June 10th, 2009 · No Comments
ALTERNATE TITLE: OBAMA PATTING ISRAEL ON ITS BACK ALTERNATE TITLE: XTIAN LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR A JEW
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