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ONE OF THE MOST RECENTLY DISCOVERED LOST TRIBES

March 8th, 2010 · No Comments

Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe
Members of Lemba tribe – who wear yarmulkes, eat kosher, and practice circumcision – have Jewish DNA
It is easy to distinguish between the Lemba and their Zimbabwean neighbors – the wear yarmulkes, pray in a language rich in Yemeni and Hebrew roots, and draw stars of David on their headstones. FULL [...]

SEATTLE WASHINGTON. Woman on a rampage wanting to write their own TORAH. They admit it has never been done in our JEWISH history.

February 5th, 2010 · 1 Comment

The link to the original story AND MY ANSWER TO THOSE…woman?
“We always borrowed and every once in a while it would be problematic because communication would get crossed and something wouldn’t be available. We thought about getting our own Torah so we looked into used Torahs. Our Judaic director at the time said: ‘Why don’t [...]

AL GORE: NEW PUBLICATION SOON TO BE RELEASED. ”GLOBAL COOLING”GORE

January 4th, 2010 · No Comments

AL GORE
”Global Warming ”
UPDATE: JAN 11,2010
Copenhagen, the site of the global warming conference has reached the COLDEST TEMPERATURES IN 100 YEARS
CHINA, COLDEST IN 100 YEARS
AMERICA, COLDEST IN A BILLION YEARS
MY EXWIFE,THE COLDEST IN A ZILLION YEARS
THERE IS A SPOT IN CANADA AND ALSAKA THAT IS WARM WHICH AL GORE ATTRIBUTES TO THE COWS FLATULENCE
AL GOREs book [...]

I am repenting, I really am. I am nice to everyone this month…wait until next month…yo jeremy/ tovia you have about 4, NOW 2 DAYS, now its, 1 day…LOL,days to make teshuvah before the big day..Can you imagine rabbis said I was to nice to you…I know, I know you can make teshuvah anytime.what a mitzvah I get if you guys make teshuvah..wow,I go straight to Gan Eden’..and we learned, didnt we, that hesitation cost points in the heavenly courts,lets see the score, you gained 5 xtians and lost 10 jews, not to good guys…NEXT! LETS SEE,,, who else? OH YEAH, Obama.. America never had such a revolt as sundays protesting you and your ‘DEMANDS’. OK NEXT UP,,,Netanyahu…so you went to mitzrayeem and the little pharoah told you to stop judaizing Jerusalem, even if its a game you play,all games come to an end with only one victorious. If you dont learn to say ‘lo’ no!, then you lose the game.Playing until one loses his breath is a dangerous game to play. Also say NO! to the big pharoah PRES OBAMA. Every year at this time I am about to burst my bubble, do you know how difficult it is to me so nice for such a long period of time.

September 13th, 2009 · No Comments

YO! JEREMY GOOGLE YOUR RABBI,PUBLIC RECORD YOUR RABBI SHLOMO RISKIN WENT TO A BET DIN IN A $300,000 DISPUTE AND LOST THE CASE IN A BET DIN. then he appealed,,AND LOST and he appealed for a secoond time AND LOST and now a secular court is trying to enforce the Bet Din ruling. DID HE [...]

Aside from my intensity of the jermey gimpel tovia singer situation, the world goes on with other serious matters such as

September 10th, 2009 · No Comments

American Idol will not be on my watch list this season. I am returning my DVR recorder that I used in the event that I couldnt watch any particular night. I am constantly being let down . I love that new judge Kara DioGuardi . LOVE HER LOOKS. Heres the shocker, this new season they added the [...]

TO YNET YEDIOTH WHO CENSORED MY ANSWER TO A FEW TALKBACKS

July 18th, 2009 · No Comments

THE ARTICLE:
Amar’s conversion revolution underway
Chief Rabbi Amar overturns rabbinical court’s decision to annul a man’s conversion, and declares him to be Jewish on the eve of his wedding READ IN FULL
MY FIRST TALKBACK:
TODAY WE ARE NOT IN A RIGHTOUS GENERATION
*ASSIMILATION RAMPANT
*A GDLESS ISRAEL
*GDLESS ISRAELI LEADERS
*DIVISIONS IN OUR NATION
*GAY PRIDE,MARCHING IN THE FACE OF UNIVERSAL MORALITY
*’LOST [...]

SOMETIMES, DONT YOU WANNA DO THIS TO SOMEONE ?

June 10th, 2009 · No Comments

ALTERNATE TITLE: OBAMA PATTING ISRAEL ON ITS BACK
ALTERNATE TITLE: XTIAN LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR A JEW

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SO MUCH BALONEY, I AM SO TIRED OF IT

June 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS [...]

KOSHER WIGS ON SALE. the greatness of judaism

May 30th, 2009 · No Comments

I was reading local community magazine and came across a few interesting advertisements. A vegetable store has a special on potatoes potatos, juice oranges 6 for a $1.00. There was a skin doctor advertising the latest SKIN PEEL technique and there was one ad that got my attention.
I SHOOK TO MY CORE WHEN I SAW IT, THIS [...]

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